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elliesgaymachete:

I do really love Laudna’s relationship with Pâté. He’s my greatest creation. He can’t do anything. Shut up shut up shut up. I’m going to take the home that was crafted for him and wear it like a backpack so he’s always near. He’s constantly horny and has no manners. I will send him off by flinging him into the air like a rubber chicken. He’s color blind and I love him very much.

ghost-mantis:

On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

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Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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